The Bondage Cat NEO, which is bound and blindfolded and gagged, 'wants more damage' and 'happily takes a beating anytime.' The descriptions are fairly bonkers at times, as well. Over the course of your time with the game, you'll find dozens of different unit varieties, and each can be upgraded to a second form. You can tell the shape is actually a cat because there is a face at the very top, in place of a navel. For instance, there's 'Garter Cat,' which looks like a pair of sexy legs garbed in a garter. Some of the options get even more ludicrous than that.

You know, just like every cat you've ever known. Sure, there's a basic cat, but you might also bring one with a bazooka, or an ax, or one that is happily scrubbing itself in a tub full of water. And the collection of cats you eventually get to choose from is definitely unique. Remember how I said you can take up to 10 different types of cat with you into a stage? That number might seem fairly high, but it's merely a drop in the bucket. It feels a bit like a fancier take on tug-of-rope, since the tide of battle can turn quickly in either side's favor. So really, The Battle Cats POP! is a tower defense/tower offense hybrid. The goal within a stage is to demolish that enemy base, without giving your foes the chance to destroy yours first. It will march against the enemy stronghold, located some distance to the left. Once you have the resources, you can send forth one of up to 10 different types of cat that you will have brought along with you. When a round begins, funds start slowly accumulating as the 'worker' cats do their thing, deep within the lair. They attempt this from their secret base, located on the top screen's right side. Specifically, it features an army of felines that are trying to take over the world. That was very sloppy of me, wasn't it? After all, I'm talking about a game that features felines. In the preceding paragraph, I tossed out a simile that referenced a canine. This article, posted most of a week after the masses probably care, will have to suffice.

As it turns out, the game simply has too much content for someone like me to reasonably explore in a hurry. Unfortunately for me and my dreams of a massive audience, my launch day review plans fell apart. So when I recently was asked if I wanted to play and review the game, I jumped at the opportunity like a Jack Russell Terrier that ate donuts for breakfast. The Battle Cats POP! fits most conveniently within the 'tower defense' genre, which I have learned I have difficulty resisting.

' The Battle Cats POP! boasts enough content to keep cat fiends busy and delighted for dozens of hours.'

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